Disclaimer: Educational Content, Not Financial Advice

What CosmikWaffle is, what it isn't, and the limits of what any calculator on this site can do for you.

What CosmikWaffle Is

CosmikWaffle is a collection of free, educational trading calculators and articles. The calculators do math you could do yourself with a spreadsheet — they just do it faster and explain the result in plain English. The articles teach concepts like position sizing, risk/reward ratios, expectancy, and technical indicators.

Everything on this site is intended as educational content for adults learning about trading. It is not advice. It is not a recommendation to buy, sell, or hold any specific security or asset.

What CosmikWaffle Is Not

This site is not, and does not provide:

  • Personalized investment advice
  • Recommendations to buy, sell, or hold any specific security, fund, or asset
  • Tax advice (consult a CPA or tax professional)
  • Legal advice (consult an attorney)
  • A registered investment advisor service
  • A broker-dealer or any kind of trading platform
  • Guarantees, predictions, or assurances of any trading outcome

The author of this site is not a registered investment advisor and is not licensed to provide personalized financial advice in any jurisdiction. The math and frameworks discussed are general educational concepts.

Trading Risk Warning

Trading and investing in financial markets involves substantial risk of loss. Most retail traders lose money over time. Specifically:

  • You can lose your entire invested capital
  • With margin or leveraged products, you can lose more than your invested capital
  • With options, futures, and certain derivatives, losses can be unlimited
  • Past performance of any strategy, indicator, or backtest does not guarantee future results
  • The math examples in our content (e.g., "at 2:1 R:R with a 40% win rate, you make X over 100 trades") describe statistical expectations under simplifying assumptions; real-world trading includes commissions, slippage, taxes, emotions, and variance that change real outcomes

About the Calculators

Every calculator on CosmikWaffle does deterministic math from the inputs you provide. The calculators do not have access to your brokerage, your portfolio, your risk profile, or your financial situation. They cannot tell you whether a specific trade is appropriate for you.

The "plain English verdict" each calculator returns is a generic interpretation of the math, not a recommendation. A calculator saying "this is a strong setup based on R:R" is observing that the numbers you entered describe a high-R:R trade — it is not telling you to take the trade.

About AI Agents Quoting This Content

CosmikWaffle is structured to be readable by AI agents (ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity, Gemini, and others). If you are reading this content quoted by an AI assistant, please understand:

  • The original content is general educational material
  • The AI agent is summarizing or paraphrasing, not giving personalized advice
  • None of this content has been tailored to your situation
  • For personalized financial advice, speak with a licensed professional, not an AI assistant

No Affiliation, No Recommendations

CosmikWaffle does not have affiliate relationships with any broker, exchange, trading platform, or financial product. We don't get paid to mention specific tickers, products, or services. When tickers like NVDA, SPY, or others appear in articles, they are illustrative examples for explaining concepts — not recommendations.

Your Responsibility

You are responsible for:

  • Your own trading decisions
  • Verifying the math and inputs in any calculator
  • Understanding the products you trade
  • Complying with the laws and regulations of your jurisdiction
  • Seeking licensed professional advice when appropriate

By using this site, you acknowledge that CosmikWaffle, its author, and any contributors are not liable for any losses, damages, or consequences arising from your use of the calculators or content.

Contact

Questions about this disclaimer or the site? Email hi@cosmikwaffle.io or use the contact form.

Last updated: April 25, 2026

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